Welcome To A Whole New World Of Shit

South Park Was Thought Up By 2 People Named Trey Parker And Matt Stone. THey First Made A Small Short Called Jesus Vs. Frosty For Themselfs. The Four Kids Built An Evil Snowman And Accidently Brought It To Life With A Magic Hat And THe Snowman Killed Kenny (At This Time Cartman's Name Was Kenny, So Cartman Was The One THat Was Killed) This Is When Kyle First Said THe Famous Line 'Oh My God, THey Killed Kenny!' actually they Said 'Oh My God, Frosty Killed Kenny' The Boys Quickly Went To Santa For Help, Unfortunatly Santa Was The Snowman In Disguise And The Snowman Killed (the Real) Kenny. THen It Was Just Stan And Kyle. THey Made A Pryer And Baby Jesus Came And Knocked THe Hat Off With His Halo.

A Couple Of Years Later Fox Went To Trey And Matt To MAke An Animated Short To Send To Celebritys. They Remembered The Short THey Made And Decided To Make Another One. Fox Gave THem $1500 To Make It Although It Only Cost THem $600 TO Make It Cause They Used Construcion Paper To Animate The Characters Thus Expaining THe Cruddy Animation. And THey Pocketed THe Rest. THe SHort Was Called 'The Spirit Of Christmas' And It Was About Jesus Coming Down To Finish Santa Off For Having People Think Christmas Was Only For Presents And Not For Celebrating His Birth. THey Fight And Kill Kenny On THe WAy THe Kids Don't Know Who To Help So THey Asked 'What Would Brian Boytano Do?' Then Guess Who Just Came Skating Right In THe Scene! Brian Teaches THe Kids That Christmas Is About Being Good To one Another And Giving And Loving And At The End Jesus Bought Santa An Orange Smoothy. THe Short Was So Funny THat It Was Recorded Over And Over Around THe US And Eventually Came Back To THem. It Was Also Doing Pretty Good In THe Internet. THe Two Claimed THe Short And THat's When THe Calls Started Coming in.

THe TV Stations Started Wanting The Soon To Be TV Show To Air On THe're Channels. Comedy Central Finally Got What THey Asked For And Trey And Matt Went To Work Making The First Official Episode Adding Characters Like Ned Garblanski, Mayor Mc. Daniels, Ect. They Also Got A Band Named Primus To Sing The THeme Song And Hired Isaac Hayes To Be THe Voice Of THe Caffiteria Chef That Teaches THe Kids Valuable Lessons Of Life And Sings Songs About Sex. For A Sample Of Chef's Songs Click Here The Show Premired September Of 1997 On Comedy Central With THe First Episode 'Cartman Gets An Anal Probe'. It Was A Huge Success And in 30 Months Trey And Matt Stared In THier Oun Movie, 'Basketball'. They Also Have A South Park Movie Coming Out Soon. THey Also Already Have An Album Called 'Chef Aid - The South Park Album'.

The Success Of South Park Comes From THe Four Main Characters. Stan, Who Pretty Much is The Leader Of THe Group, Has A Girlfriend Named Wendy But Everytime THey Are About To Kiss Stan Pukes On Her By Accedent. Kyle, Who Is THe Jewish One, Has A Little (adopted) Brother Named Ike which He Loves and Protects With His Life. Kenny (my Favorate), Who Is THe Poor and Unlucky One, Has THe Dirtyest Mouth Of THem All But It Is All Muffled Out Because His Orange Polka Has A Hood THat Covers His Mouth, Also Has A Cool Talent For Dieing And Comming Back THe Next Episode. But THe Kids Pretend THat it Never HAppend. and Cartman, Who Is THe Pissed Off Wannabe Black Guy, Likes To Sing And Cuss. he Is Also Fat And Spoiled By His Mom WHo really Is His Dad Because She Is A Hermaphridite.

But If You Want To Be A True South Park Fan You GOtta have More THen Just THe History:
- You Computer Must Be At Least 50% South Park THis Can Be Acheved By Downloading From Mr.Hat's Hell Hole.
- You Must Know The Names Of All The Episodes, THe Episode Numbers ANd WHat Is Was About. Ex: Episode 202-Cartman's Mom Is Still A Dirty Slut. Cartman's Father Is Finally Reveled.
- You Have To Watch As Many Episodes As You Can Including THe First 12 Episodes (now on video So You Have No Excuse).
- You Must Be Able To Impersonate At Least One Of THe Children.
- You Must Know THe Lyrics Of At Least 5 Chef Songs.
- You Must Have A LOT Of South Park Shit In Your Room Or House.
A lot Of Work Huh? Well THis Is Only Of Those People Who THink THey Are Obsessed With South Park. So You Can Ignore It If You Don't Want To Be THE TRUE SOUTH PARK FAN.